We were created long ago, the humans we protect
Our existence they do not know, they cannot hope to detect
Monstrous creatures and aliens too, not to mention all the strange goo
We stop them all that is our goal, keeping the humans in their bowl
In 2012 the humans they say, that a meteor will be on its way
Destroy the planet they say it will, but we won't let it we know the drill
As we watch the humans they are in need, for they all have an insatiable greed
They act against everything we believe, why do we give them a destruction reprieve
The day arrives the meteor falls from above, coming to destroy the planet we love
The humans watch as we take action, stopping it to their satisfaction
They are afraid but thankful as well, that we had saved them from planetary hell
Their greed continues what should we do, there seems to be no end to what they may do
We hold the meteor over their heads, and threaten them to make amends
Please don't harm us they cry and they plead, but their voices we do not heed
We all pray that they may listen, our hope in humanity does yet glisten
As the meteor sits in the sky, upon our whim the humans will die